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hile
the Condittoheads lament the sorrier story angles of the Condit
media extravaganza, it might be time for all the criticism of media
excess to boomerang back into the intern-exploiting congressman's
hyperactive lap. Ask yourself this question: Would Gary Condit even
have this job if his predecessor, Tony Coelho, tried his Clintonesque
media strategy of stonewalling until the media looks as tawdry as
you do?
In the spring of 1989, as House ethics controversies began to sink
the ship of Speaker Jim Wright, Coelho was caught hiding a $50,000
loan from savings and loan executive Thomas Spiegel which was used
to buy $100,000 in junk bonds from Drexel Burnham Lambert. (That's
a titillating two-fer for that era's future McCain groupies.) As
head of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, Coelho
specialized in soliciting corrupt S&L barons. CNN reporter Brooks
Jackson's book Honest Graft noted Coelho had free use of
the yacht of infamous S&L crook Don Dixon with free food and drinks
to entertain contributors.
Faced with the first inkling that he could be headed for the noose
after Speaker Wright kicked and screamed up the political gallows,
Coelho finessed his media-favorite status and resigned quickly.
(He then assisted Condit's ascension to his office.) The seemingly
unselfish exit took the media's investigators quickly off his trail,
and led to a round of media breast-beating about how the "ethics
wars" had gone too far.
"It seems to be a personal tragedy as well as, perhaps, one for
the country," ABC star Barbara Walters mourned after Coelho's resignation
in a guest-host stint on Nightline. Newsweek's Howard
Fineman wrote, "Coelho
is the most dramatic victim yet of the
Age of Accusation that now dominates American politics." A week
later, the magazine's "Conventional Wisdom Watch" gave Coelho an
up arrow: "Martyr to the cause of decency."
Soon, reporters moved from Coelho's offenses to blaming Republicans
with who-lost-Coelho outrage. "Politics didn't just turn ugly. It
evolved from a nasty presidential campaign that featured the GOP's
famous Willie Horton ad," declared CBS's heavy-breathing Eric Engberg
in one of his many obsessive explorations of the ad featuring the
poor service-station slaughterer. Not to be left out, NBC's Bryant
Gumbel stated the facts as he saw them to new House Democratic leaders
Dick Gephardt and Bill Gray: "You two fill the voids left by those
who were casualties of an ethics war Republicans started."
Meanwhile, Coelho moved on to exploit his political connections
for millions of dollars as he retained his media-darling status
for a more forgetful time. Within five years, he was resurrected
to mastermind the Democrats' 1994 congressional campaign (oops),
and then resurrected again in 1999 to direct the early earth-tones
Al Gore campaign (double oops).
But his media friends allowed him to function easily at the top
without rehashing those old stories, except to dismiss them. When
he was named head of Gore's campaign, CNN didn't send Brooks Jackson,
but Bruce Morton, who helpfully reported: "In Congress, Tony Coelho
rose like a rocket
. But reports surfaced he had failed to
disclose the purchase of some junk bonds, and in 1989 perhaps mindful
of the scandal which had dogged Speaker Jim Wright, he resigned
.
Coelho was never formally accused of anything improper." That shows
some political brilliance. Leave quickly, before anyone nails you
for improprieties, and you can be "never formally accused." Did
we ever imagine that a shameless anything-goes fund finagler like
Tony Coelho would be the symbol of a more dignified era?
Gary Condit, on the other hand, has learned the new rules written
in the Clinton era. Stonewall long enough, rely on Clintonistas
to rehash their favorite cable-TV game of building disgust with
a sex-obsessed media, salvage your own career, and hopefully float
over heavy media traffic to "never formally accused" status without
resigning. But even if he makes it, Condit faces the same empty
victory Bill Clinton received. You retain the office, but you're
cemented in the public mind forever as a me-first Dirty Old Man.
In this case, make that a me-first Dirty Old Man who at the very
least mucked up the police search for a very misguided young woman
who thought she could be Mrs. Condit.
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